
Oh Bob Holness
You beautiful soul.
Your smile is a thousand pearly
stars.You tease my heart and mind,
With your riddles, word puzzles and cheeky wink
Every day at 3 oclock on channel 3.
Oh Bob Holness
I wish we could just run away.
We would be so happy together
Living in a rose covered cottage,
Surrounded by flowers, woodland creatures.
And baked pies cooling on windowsills.
How I long to spend my days
Kissing those pale, lined cheeks
And thin, lustful, elderly lips.
Oh Bob Holness
Won’t you write me back?
I know I didn’t tell you my full address
That’s because I don’t know it all yet.
But write me a letter anyway.
And tell me you love me too.
One day, when I’m older than six,
And I can actually unlock that bolt on my garden gate
We can finally be together.
I will wait for you always.
What word is an L that means me and you?
Bob.
It is LOVE
And it is a blockbuster!